Fight Like Hell

bettycrocker:

a cute

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

omnbvc:

true stories

sonicfan3:

rosey-butterfly:

meijinkawaguchithe3rd:

deersatan:

fanart of characters who don’t normally wear glasses wearing glasses

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Yes but what about fanart of characters who normally wear glasses not wearing glasses

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rivailleackerman:

Shingeki no TAROT
↳ The Major Arcana Tarot card meanings illustrate the structure of human consciousness and, as such, hold the keys to life lessons passed down through the ages. The imagery of the Major Arcana Tarot cards is filled with wisdom from multiple cultures and esoteric traditions, including the Egyptian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sufi, Hebrew and Christian religions.  Inspirations [x] [x]

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

Things That Give Me Anxiety.
  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else
King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

ir-dr:

Day 1133  - 14 January  2014

I was talking to someone recently about how google keeps track of your searches and

.//projectTiGER

rantsomnotes:

Me.

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

czerwik:

Because artist Jean and his Muse (OAD2) made me draw jealous Marco, my sweetest avenger. >u>”’ Sorry!